I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Ketchup is God's man juice
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
As shirtless as possible
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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