i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just high enough for therapy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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