If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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