Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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