go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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