So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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