It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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