How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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