Betty ford says i'm here all night
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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