Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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