i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't turn off my feet"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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