actually, I'm a sock model
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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