Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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