yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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