She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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