The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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