Heybabeimwearingurpanties
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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