Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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