I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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