Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
