i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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