i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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