oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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