Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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