So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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