if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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