How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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