Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
