check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I skipped work to stalk him.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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