I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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