I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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