I wish I only lived at night.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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