Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
nutella sex= disaster
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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