Banned from zoo.
Again?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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