Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I think I won the penis lottery.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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