I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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