whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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