no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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