Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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