I think I died a long time ago.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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