Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I am mentally ready for anal.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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