Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Randomize
