omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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