and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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