If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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