I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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