He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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