Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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