i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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