What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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