Your dad touched me again.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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