wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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