You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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