wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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