yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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