I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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